February 2012
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The Timelord's Tardis: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE... →
adetectiveandhisblogger:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without…
Used the capricorn one on mom plenty of times…
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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mom wants me to clean this heavy-ass snow-water soup from the driveway
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Damn it, fell asleep last night while watching Dexter- epic taco neck NOOOO
prisonerofbrokenworld replied to your post: Now that the numbing shot has worn off from the…
Sweety :(
Hugs pliis :c
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder...
the-timelords-tardis:
cashfameandsocialchange:
OH. MY. GOD.
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Now that the numbing shot has worn off from the dentist- the new filling AND the old one both are super fucking sensitive. I can’t eat anything until the next appointment in weeks since the fillings happen to be on each side of the mouth. FUCK. THIS.
I’m going to ravage some zombies on KF with this new found agony.
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The five stages of running
An hour before running: I don't wanna run today.
5 minutes before running: I'm pumped! Let's do this!
While running: Can't breathe... Must keep going... Run to the rhythm of my music... Don't die...
5 minutes after running: Everything's awesome! I love running! I could run for the rest of my life!
An hour after running: I. Am going. To die.
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